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Oswald Mosely's (totally unacceptable) SINGLED OUT


Nationalism Special


Oswald Mosely 'Hi! I'm Oswald Mosely. When I'm not instigating politically unpleasant acts against blameless minorities in the name of my own frantic headlong dash for personal glory at all costs, I like to host game shows for young people. As I always say, I've got enough empty right wing rhetoric for everyone! You know the format by now! One young man will attempt to find the gorgeous girl of his dreams by asking a series of meaningless and seemingly arbitrary questions concerning their hair colour or sexual organs. Our young man today is Helmut. He says his hobbies are keeping his mighty white blood pure, watercolour painting and rave music. Well lets see if I can paint you a picture of pure beauty for you to rave about tonight Helmut, eh?'

First Question: Negro Flesh or White is Best

'Well as you know Oswald, it has been proved by scientists with the finest calibre fire arms kept constantly pressing against their temples, that the black race are actually deviant monkey spawn. So rather than risk getting stabbed and thrown in a canal by my friends I'll have to say, white is best.'

'You heard the man, back to the plantation for you blackies!'

Second Question: Mendacious Jew or Pure and True?

'You insult me and the thousands of years of proud Norse blood that coarses through my veins. Look me in the eye Mosley and see the raw white power that the Teutonic righteousness of the ages has filled my bones with. I would consider my footfalls before crushing an insect. The mighty boot of unreasoning National Socialism will eradicate the Hebrew race from this planet. They might be white but I've already got rid of the blacks so I need someone to irrationally hate in the sorry theatre of deception over my own homosexuality. Get rid of the Jews, that is my final answer.'

'There you go you grasping little parasites! Back to the ghetto for you subhuman lot!'

Third and Final Question: Flailing Spac or Proud and Intact?

'All physical imperfection is odious to me. The white race can only achieve its dominance without encumbrance from the disabled, the mentally ill, gypsies, travellers, bin men, bed wetting children, poets, people who wear glasses for seeing things a long way away, people who can ride a bike with no hands, those who can rub their stomach and pat their head simultaneously and those who go on holiday more times a year than I do.'

'OK all you traitors to the Aryan nations, get thee to the incinerators! Well young Helmut it appears that you've inadvertently eliminated everyone...'